This Broom Is Worth 1000 Pesos

I just realized that this broom is worth 1000 pesos...

So is this one...

And this one...

Maybe not this green thing over here...

Not sure about this one...

This one's not worth 1000, I'm afraid...

Er, this one's the broom's partner, but no.

Cute partnership. Still a "no".

What the?!

Oooh, a tall one, eh?

Now this one's ridiculously long, I couldn't even fit it into the picture.

The handle is over seven feet long! Yes, it's worth 1000 pesos as well.

But all these loyal sweepers can't hold a candle to "The broom of the future"...

It's the Electrolux Dynamica vacuum cleaner. How it works is self-explanatory. But the question is: why in the world would you need to spend a few thousand pesos to replace your trusty walis?

1. Time is money. Get the house cleaning done quickly so you could have more time to make money. One "sweep" per area and you're done.
2. No need to come in close contact with dirt, dust, and other forms of eewness. Just let the Dynamica suck them up and throw them out.
3. Without it, backache medicine and massage expenses can pile up quickly. You probably know how it feels to bend over a hundred times during every clean-up session. Or maybe not, because you have household help. We haven't hired any helpers since 1986 and we do everything on our own. And we have felt the aches. 
4. Hard-to-reach areas will be less of a problem. The "sucker" will do wonders for you.
5. It's not the traditional, old-school vacuum cleaner.
6. Coolness is priceless. How about showing off your shiny cleaning toy to your neighbors? Don't forget to collect your yabang points.

Oh, and if you're wondering why I overpriced my broom collection...

Quite a heck of a deal.

If you refuse to part with your beloved broom because of all the sentimental value, go buy a new one at the mall, sweep about 10 square meters of dirty floor space to create that "used" look, and trade that one in.

I've illustrated and justified the value of the Electrolux vacuum cleaner. Admittedly, it's an expensive alternative to the good ol' walis, but in the long run, it will pay for itself many times over.

I need change. I want to start the doom of the broom. I need help!
Doom and gloom for the broom sounds rather harsh, but hey, it rhymes!